Sunshine Spectacular...(Diet) Desperado Song

Hi, My name is Sunshine Mama, and I just lost 20 pounds in 10 weeks!

(Diet) Desperado
(Thank you Eagles)

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out over-eatin' for so long now
Oh, it's a hard thing
To take control and stop cheatin'
And start counting cal-0r-ies
If you don't know how

Don't you grab that extra helpin'
It'll be on you later
You know that holdin' back is always your best bet.

Now it seems to me, some fine food
Has been set at your table
But you only want the food that makes you fat.

Desperado, oh, you aint gettin' no lighter
Your pain and your stresses are not solved with food
And control, oh control, well, that's just what your needin'
Restriction is freedom in more ways than you know.

Do you cover up in the summer time?
Do you wish it'd snow, so your rolls would hide?
It's hard to tell your waist line from your hips
You're losing all your confidence
Ain't it funny how weight chases all that away?

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down and start loosin' with us today

It may be tough, girl, as a diet desperado
You better let yourself love you...it's never too late.